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I’ve been feeling pretty unhappy lately, so to cheer myself up I thought I’d look at the world around me and remind myself that I am not the only truly awesome part of life.
So in no particular order (because really, sorting awesomeness of this magnitude is open to some personal discretion) I present Things That Are Totally Awesome:
- Baby Racing
That’s right. Somewhere out there parents are juicing up their infants and racing them for fun and profit.
This caffeinated Japanese chewing gum tastes like hobo-ass, but who cares? Caffeine + Jean-Claude Van Damme + “”HI-TECHNICAL EXCELLENT TASTE AND FLAVOR” = totally awesome. It’s an undisputed mathematical fact.
- Sperm Whales vs Giant Squids
Somewhere, right now, a giant squid might be fighting a sperm whale! If that possibility doesn’t fill you with wonder then you can’t appreciate true awesomeness.
Like many of my generation I’m weary of beating hookers to death and driving into innocent bystanders. Thankfully Bonetown opens up a world of indiscriminate sex and wild drug consumption. About time there was a game more like my life.
- The WoW Pod
Too long have I pwned noobs without the ability to bring food and a toilet into close proximity for the enhancement of my gaming experience. Well no longer!